http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3973512/1/A_new_beginning

I must admit, part of what makes this fic funny is the original character (!) shares her first and last name with a girl I *ahem* ...know.  However, the author's lack of spacing between sentences and just overall badness makes it truly hilarious.

some choice quotes:
"I sigh.I have no one to talk to ( Read more... )

Too easily amused by the JUST IN page of the Pit. The summary and first paragraph of each.

( A few choice morsels. )

From Raven and Red by SomeKindOfRomance:

The whole class glanced up as the 17 year old raven haired boy, all clad in black, made his way to the back of the room. "Mhm," he answered with a bit of sarcasm in his voice. Mrs. Broderick looked pretty pissed. She hated Stan with a passion.. In fact the black haired boy wasn't really liked by a lot. He ( Read more... )